UGBA198: "Convince your group why you shouldn't be thrown off a life raft if one person in the group had to be sacrificed."

Me: You shouldn't throw me off because, well, 1) I'm pretty fucking entertaining. Foreal. You don't know how long you're gonna be stuck on the raft; you're bound to get bored.

Me: 2) I've watched all of Lost. Enough said.

Me: And finally, 3) I refuse to starve. I'll find food on whatever deserted island we land on.

Group member: Wait, even if it comes down to cannibalism?

Me: You can find out after you save me.